The reason I quit poker at such a reasonable hour last night is that a party erupted around me, and made poker impossible. Cory, Rachel, and Vickie showed up with two cases of beer and fifth of Jägermeister, or however you spell it. Eventually, Casey, Kyle, me, and Rachel were left in the poker game, and Casey cashed out because Kyle and Rachel were playing so slowly, because they were drunk. Then Rachel cashed out, and I finished Kyle off.